martes, agosto 14, 2007

Meme y estupideces

Este es un meme que me pasó mi amiga Titab:

Instructions: If you got this meme it means you are a contemporary adult (a thirty-something) or soon you will be one (I am even including 25ish in here!). If this is not the case, it only means the person that passed you the meme can't read, thus you are allowed to skip it.

The general idea is to give out 10 things you *must* do before you become and old bore. Commandments should be based on your *broad* experience of life, that is, a collection of wise-men DOs (but not DONTs!).

After you finish the commandments, nominate at least 5 fellows who should share their knowledge of life (ha!).A kind note for the reader: Please don't be a child and take offense from any of the items. If you do, lock your self in the toilet and scream for a while, nobody wants your shit in the comments.

1) Antes de los 30 debes de: haber tenido una noche de pasión con una extranjera eeeh!, una extranjera chida.
2) Antes de los 30 debes de: haber tenido una riña en el bar o antro de su preferencia
3) Antes de los 30 debes de: haber sobrevivido a un accidente automovilístico
4) Antes de los 30 debes de: haber sido golpeado por un elefante, en la calle (seriously)
5) Antes de los 30 debes de: haber visto las 18 temporadas completas de Los Simpson (no bullshit!)
6) Antes de los 30 debes de: haber tenido chiki chiki en 5 ciudades diferentes
7) Antes de los 30 debes de: haber detonado una bomba nuclear
8) Antes de los 30 debes de: haber visto que a alguien de al lado se lo esta llevando el carajo, and u just don´t give a damn.
9) Antes de los 30 debes de: haber discutido con Dios para después haber hecho las paces
10) Antes de los 30 debes de: haber hecho una broma pesada a algun amigo y haber sobrevivido

Y hablando de bromas, es hora de bromas brasileñas eeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!!:

Y bueno pues este meme que lo conteste quien así quiera, por favor no me dejen hacer el oso aquí solo como zonzo.

11 comentarios:

Maquiavélica Superficial dijo...

jajajaaa respecto a tu meme solo coincido en el punto 3,5,8 y 10 jajaja¡¡¡
ya casi tenemos 30 años no manches¡¡¡¡¡¡jejee
q tengas cool day¡¡
besitos maquiavelicos
saludos a calabaza marròn y a mi cuñis¡¡¡Raquel¡¡

Raquel dijo...

mm: el meme!!
Buena idea!
Ya hice el número 1, 3, 10.
Me faltan tonces 7 que cumplir en 5años. Me da tiempo aún , así que animate Irmao que te falta poquito eh!

titab dijo...

3.-No, realmente no he estado en accidentes serios
4.-No :(
7.-No :(
9.-Nunca contesto, asi que no se si no existe o no le importa

marco_099 dijo...

Maki: Que onda y el 1 que? todavia no? jojo. Pues gracias por responder el meme. Te manda saludos el Calabaza Marrón, dice q estas bien piernona.

Rach: Cuando tuviste un accidente en auto? no me contaste Rach! Y lo del elefante que? no? Nadie me cree lo del elefante pero es verdad, si ocurrió!

Titab: Gracias por el meme. Tienes suerte de no haber estado en el 3. Un abrazo!

raquel dijo...

se me olvido lo del 8) tb!jejej
lo del accidente: hace mucho pero no manejaba yo; estabamos todos en el carro con mis papas y hermana: carro aplastadooo y pobre hermanita con una rota!jejeje!!!
Respecto a tu experiencia "elefantesca":m la contaste al conocernos apenas!!Es toda una referencia!jejeje
PD: estoy viendo los boletos para octubre ya que en diciembre: suben unos 200 euros mas!!!guaaaah!

Alice dijo...

pues si a esas vamos yo creo que nunca voy a cumplir 30, lo cual es muy bueno... tendre cuidado con los elefantes...

Maquiavèlica Zombie dijo...

donde diablos andas?????????te extraño¡¡¡¡¡¡¡besos cachondos a calabaza de marròn jejeje
besos cuñis

Anónimo dijo...

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Gwen dijo...

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